Friday, June 18, 2010

Insistant Lap Dog


I always thought little ole ladies carrying little dogs were just being silly. Little did I know it was at the insistence of the dog.
Small dogs insist on sitting in your lap. If you are lucky, you will be able to sit before the hound is on you. And did I mention they are Bed Hogs?
Shorty is the strongest 6.5 pounds of hound around. I double dog dare you to move him. Once he has picked his spot...it's like he's taken root. You can't slide him, nudge him or displace him. Stuck like glue to you. That's Shorts. Why didn't anyone tell me?
So next time you see a little dog dressed in a silly outfit, know it was the only way to make em pay for being insistent.